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Belated Happy Birthday Internet !!! you were born on April 07, 1969

Belated Happy Birthday Internet !!! you were born on 1969 today, and you revoultionized the way the world behaves by having maturity Index of 38 years 2 days. It is not exactly known how many scientists have died for you, or how many deaths occur due to you, or, how many lives were/are saved by you, but your ubiquitiousness, OmniPresence, Telepathy, and Subversion is well known. Villages, Cities, Continents, Capitals, remote unmanned places, all can feel your presence in cheap, reliable, and …

…familiar ways. You changed the way people used to keep their mouths shut, for many inexplainable issues. You made the businesses grow to billions creating millions of jobs monthly. From IPV4 to IPV6, you have always created a growing trend that takes security as a major factor and the ability to expansion. The Infinite array of IP addresses, domain names and the naming conventions will never be exhausted due to your ability of changeability, coherency, and widespreadability. You saved the US and the Russia from starting Nuclear Warfare. You have caught many corrupts, kidnappers,criminals,frauds, cheaters, exortionist, arsonist whereas you have helped create most loved powerful people presidents, prime ministers, Business houses, entrepreneurs, Hotles, Resorts, Machineries, Technologies, anda new world order.
Your Mystique charm and antique character has surely raised enemies: The Denial of Service Attacketrs, the Zombies, the URl Crafters, Hackers, Crackers, virusMakers, WormGrowers, The Wipers, Snipers, and the Tethits.
You are helping the Globalized world economy to flourish and poor countries like Sudan, nigeria, Somalia, and some South Asian countries will prosper if they have full faith upon internet enabled businesses, services, and revolution, but they need to internetize(Revolutionize) their People, places, and business to plan,operate, and function in new skill-oriented architecture.
Fiction: You are giving Job to me and Billions like me around the globe, in near future hopefully in Mars,Moon,Saturn, Jupiter, and Proxima Centauri all interconnected by networking of Space packets as EMPTINESS(Anti-Light) IS SOMETHING, A PACKET OF MESSAGE as some computer scientist will decipher those hidden clues to make internet more robust and try spanning whole universe via Intra-Galaxy Internet Service and Sun will be the Internet Service Provider. I remember the days when VSATs stopped operating for some period due to Epinox, Eqinox..Azimuth of Sun last month.

6 thoughts on “Belated Happy Birthday Internet !!! you were born on April 07, 1969

  1. A few internet jokes I came accross:

    I want to download the internet – I have about an hour.

    Yesterday, I downloaded the internet. Can I save it to my floppy?

    I will buy the internet for my wife in her birthday. How much will it cost?

  2. 🙂 😯 :mrgreen: 😛 🙄 😉 😥 i don’t know when your b-day is but happy brithday okay what is your name ❓ ❗
    😎 😕

  3. NASA.. use http://www.atlassian.com/software/confluence/default.jsp?s_kwcid=ContentNetwork|335798002 for internetworking.
    NSF Foundation University backbone,a precursor to internet WWW(World Wide Web) was born on Jan 1, 1983.Internet Booming is leading to Staff Crisis to make the Business keep momentum: http://www.wired.com/techbiz/it/news/2002/12/56167 and Donations for keeping up manpower potential: http://www.wired.com/techbiz/media/news/2002/06/52942 while Firing Hiring process continue: http://www.wired.com/techbiz/media/news/2001/06/44211.
    The internet Vacation story:http://www.wired.com/gadgets/miscellaneous/commentary/alttext/2007/01/72546
    and the fiction once again : http://www.wired.com/gadgets/miscellaneous/commentary/alttext/2007/01/72508

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